Random Products I Don't Need (But Do)

So, I'm big on random useless housey products.

Useless in the sense that I am back at home with the parents and am about to do the big 'uproot to another country' within the next couple of months.

So adding to the junk I already possess seems stupid right?
Hence their attraction!

Take these for example ..

So cool right, and they're recycled. Not that I'm the greenest person around but it'll make me feel better about the scarecrow I constructed on the beach completely from plastic bags and big rusty fish hooks*.


And these ..

Ok they're specifically called 'vodka glasses'. And I love that for a 'vodka glass' they look kinda huge yea, but get this, they have a rounded bottom, so when they are full of vodka, although I'm assuming you don't HAVE to put vodka in them, like maybe they spontaneously combust if you fill them with gin or something? I should look into that before I make this unnecessary purchase, although then again if we're going with the theme of totally useless I think combusting glasses would be right up my alley! - Wow ok back on track now, sorry about that, when they are full of liquid they sort of wobble a bit, sway i think was the word used on the site! Dancing glasses is how I put it!! Pretty sure I need them.





Find the wine bottle platters at


and the dancing glasses at


xoxo




*Scarecrow made from plastic bags may be the first very environmentally unfriendly thing I could come up with at short notice and might be completely fabricated - but now I can't get the image of this creepy, grey, rustling stick figure on a desserted beach? With weird fish hook facial features? Anyone? I need to get out more.